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The Squared Circle
02:38
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As a child, I didn't have too many friends.
But as a child, i had my superheroes and super villains.
I'd pretend i was one of them. I could fly and fight.
My heart's fully in til an end.
Wrestling is what I eat, shit, bleed.
The Squared Circle.
Come see the battle.
Squared Circle.
Stories begin and end.
The rivalry lasting.
The Squared circle.
an injury unseen. this risky wrestling scene.
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To Kill A Smarking Bird
02:21
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What do they really know about a long road not paved in gold?
Oh I'm sorry, you're just a mark. You really don't know shit.
Behind a screen. Yes, you play a part in the death of wrestling.
There is no kayfabe cause you think you're smart.
You just predict the results.
You are the fools who troll retarded fools without any facts, jack.
I want to kill a marking bird. Why are you watching wrestling?
I want to kill a marking bird cause it's annoying.
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Steiner Math
02:06
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The Muta Scale
01:50
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.0 on the Muta Scale.
No color. None was there.
.5 on the Muta Scale.
You bladed and it went well.
One point on the Muta Scale.
You faint. Your skin goes pale.
1.5 on the Muta Scale.
That's a story only Eddie can tell.
Gigging. Get Color.
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I've Cena-Nuff
02:20
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I've seen you talk.
I've seen the all important walk.
I see the wristbands. I see the tweener fans.
I've seen your move set. Hasn't impressed me yet.
You got heart and yes, you're tough, but i think I've Cena-Nuff.
Your Thuganomics. I think I've Cena-Nuff.
Word Life ball caps. I think I've Cena-Nuff.
Your sloppy moves. I think I've Cena-Nuff.
No more, no more. I think I've Cena-Nuff.
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Broken fourth wall in Montreal.
A worked-shoot finish.
It fooled us all and I recall no momentum diminished.
Who really lost? The only cost was the death of kayfabe.
A new evil boss.
Bret gets higher stock.
HBK - ego saved.
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TONGAN DEATH GRIP Waukegan, Illinois
"Tongan Death Grip delivers a punch to the face and a DDT that you somehow manage to enjoy...it is a refreshing twist on
metal. A destructive royal rumble of sounds, and there is no tapping out." --Jason Velez
ULTIMO DARK
MIKE AWWSOME
LEXA LUGER
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